[ category: best comedy / parody ]

Author: The Gundam Slayer
Per usual... I in no way own Gundam Wing, nor do own stock in General Mills, makers of Trix (which this cereal is parodied). I don't even like eating Trix.
The scene opens with Wufei watching a group of OZ soldiers eating breakfast.

Silly Gundam Pilot

OZ soldier #1 -- This cereal is my favorite! It's the best!!

OZ soldier #2 -- You're right! I'm glad we have it all to ourselves.

Wufei (thinking to himself) - With this disguise, I'll finally obtain the cereal that I desire!

(the sound of a door to the mess hall opening..as a tall, masked figure enters)

Tall man - Gentlemen, I assume that you have left some cereal for me this morning.

OZ soldier #2 -- Lighting Count, we're sorry. We forgot about you.

OZ soldier #1 -- Sir, please... have the remainder for your breakfast.

Wufei (grabbing the box) - At last, the breakfast jewel I desire is now mine! I can just taste the Orangey Orange Sandrocks, Lemony Yellow Shenlongs, Raspberry Red Heavyarms and Grapey Purple Deathscythes! (spinning around) At LAST, they are mine!

(spins into a wall and knocks his disguise off)

OZ soldiers 1 & 2 - Its Wufei!

OZ soldier #1 (snatching box away) -- Silly Wufei, Gundix are for OZ soldiers!

Wufei (pulling out his sword) -- None shall stop me from obtaining my goal..

(After a bloody ten minute battle, all that remains is Wufei sitting at the table, OZ soldiers scattered at his feet on the floor)

Wufei -- Sweet sugary breakfast bliss, you are now mine. (taking a big spoonful and smiling slightly) Yummy.

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